Just a little random message which i though you guys might fing quite amusing. A couple of weeks ago i was skiving off work in my local music store looking for something, which they didnt have, so i left quite quickly and empty handed. The security guard said bye to me on the ways out. The next day i was again trying to think of a hundred reasons to extend my lunch break and popped into the music store again to get a dvd, which they didnt have, so i rushed back to work.The security guard said bye, and pulled a strange face. The following day my husband asked me to get him a cd, so in i ran, they didnt have it! so i was heading out and noticed the security guard looking strangely at me again, i dont know why but a little voice in my mind said 'i bet he thinks your shoplifting' so i quickly turned and reached out and grabbed the first cd i could get my hands on pretending to still be looking, it happened to be your cd and i thought oooh this looks interesting! So, i bought it, purely so i didnt look like some wierd woman that kept not buying anything and i have not taken it out of my cd played since. In fact thats a lie because everyday it goes from my cd player at home, to my car, then into the one at work, followed by the car and then back home again! So im not really sure who or what to thank for my coming across your wonderful cd, you, fate or the security guard!
Hello Guys! My name is XXX, I’m 19, and I’m from Mexico, if you could see me…. I’m very excited for your visit to Mexico. I’ll be there in the front with a t-shirt made by me that say “DRESDEN DOLLS ROCKS!!). You are AMAZING guys.
IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN IN ALL MEXICO. IM SERIOUS.
Sorry, I wish write English a lot, but I can’t, I talk just a little… but I understand your songs !!! (With the help of a friend...lol)
I just want to you know that I love you, you are one of the best things that happened in my whole life.
Since I hear you, I bought your cd’s, it takes about 2 months until I could have it in my hands. But it doesn’t matter; I was the happiest guy of the world when the cd’s came. (or “come”…?)
I’VE HEAR ALL OF YOUR SONGS AND MY FAVORITE IS “HALF JACK”, IT’S EXCELLENT !!!!.. Kaledrina, Good Day, Girl Anachronism, are too amazing for me, but all your songs are a HIT.
Remember my name please !! XXX !!! (….and my mail is XXX!
Im going mad cos you come to Mexico, you don’t know how excited I am. Im going to travel around 20 hours just to see you… !!! . I don’t care Nine Inch Nails, I know they are a good band…. but you should be the PRINCIPAL SHOW !!!
I opened a “MSN COMMUNITY” about 4 months ago, its called “AMSTERDAM…. THE FRIST DRESDEN DOLLS FANCLUB IN MEXICO”. IM THE PRINICPAL MANAGER (OR “PRESIDENT”)
“AMSTERDAM” Is the FRIST and the ONLY community (In Mexico)of Mexican Fans .
As I can see we are a few fans of you, yet. AND It will be an honor to us to have a band like you here in MEXICO !!!
In Fact, I bought my ticket to see you 3 months ago. Of course, in the best section!!
I’m doing publicity of you with all my friends, and they became fans of you !!
HEY !!! JUST REMEMBER MY NAME PLEASE !! XXX!!! And I’m going to clothe a t-shirt that say “DRESDEN DOLLS ROCKS !!”
PLEASE, MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE, I’d love that you autograph my CD and my T-SHIRT, PLEASEEEEE!!!!
I KNOW IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE !!! BUT JUST ONCE TIME IN MY WHOLE LIFE I COULD HAVE THIS OPORTUNITY, OF HAVE YOU HERE IN MEXICO !!
PLEASE !! IM JUST YOUR BIGGEST FAN IN MEXICO, LET ME SEE YOU ONCE TIME…. GIVE ME THAT OPORTUNITY….. PLEASEEEEEEE..
I’D LIKE TO HAVE ONE PICTURE OF YOU WITH ME,
(I’LL PAY YOU ANYTHING IF YOU COULD DO THIS !!!!)
Well, Finally, I just want to wish you that your trip in Mexico will be fantastic, and the concert THE BEST !!
Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione… you are the best band I’ve ever met.
Greetings !!
XXX
PRINCIPAL MANAGER OF “AMSTERDAM, DRESDEN DOLLS FAN CLUB MEXICO”
Note: if you see this mail… pleaseee write me a mail with the answer ….. (I hope that the answer be “yes”)
Just say me the place that I can find you…. The Hotel, The “camerinos” in the concert, I don’t know….. please.
My phone is XXX, and my cellular phone is XXX.
My mail is XXX
My address is “XXX”
1000 THANKS TO READ THIS MAIL.
" THE PERFECT FAN "
(BY XXX)
i could make t-shirts,
communities bout you
i could clothe a continent
if I could see you once
i can paint my face
and I can run a race
its not very practical
but if that could make my wish come true.
i can't change my name
if I could see you once
i can dance and eat big pigs
If you say my name once
i used to be the bright one
top in my class
but you came into my life
and I forgot mathematics (sorry… I cant find another word)
i can write a song (..to you)
like this, as you can see
i just want to make my wish
come true, I want to see (you)
i can't be like “the brigade”
but i can make a group (msn community)
no i'm really serious!
i'm really very good at that
i can't fix a car
but i can kiss a rat
i could kiss alot of things
just if you let me see you.
i used to be the bright one
top in my class
but you came into my life
and I forgot mathematics (sorry… I cant find another word)
im gonna be the best one
the perfect fan
funny or sad , just as you want.
IF I COULD SEE YOU ONCE.
i can go to mexico DF (to see you)
but if you don’t let me see you (and autograph my CD)
I’m gonna be the saddest fan in the whole world
i hope you understand
can't you do it for me, i'll pay you well
fuck i'll pay you anything if you could make this real.
can't you just do it for me, it's gonna be amazing !
fuck i'll give you anything if
you can make my damn wish come true !!!
can't you just do it for me, ill pay you well,
fuck ill pay you anything
if you can do this
hello, i love you will you tell me that “yes”?
hello, i'm good for nothing - will you write me just a mail?
“will you write me just a mail?” (course, saying “yes” about my wish)
PLEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEE JUST TELL ME IN WHAT HOTEL YOU’LL BE.
I WANT JUST YO AUTOGRAPH MY CD AND A PICTURE OF YOU !!!!
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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